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I've been getting a lot of PMs, and since I changed emails, I haven't been actually receiving them. I don't have time to answer all the backlogged stuff, and I'm really sorry for that, because all of them were super sweet and very respectful, and you definitely deserve more of a response than this. Fuck yeah! Please do. There are some links below to the files--PDFs and Docs.
I honestly am flattered you even care. Can I translate WA? Yeah, so I used to ask nicely that you didn't, but the truth is, I can't stop you because I have no legal ground, and there are already so many out there that I don't have time to check on, that it's like Who really cares, whatever.
Really, just don't paint my story as having pedophilia or incest or bestiality or anything equally as squicky, and I'm cool. Long story short, just don't be a dick. And don't be offended if I'm not around to pimp it, it's nothing personal. I'm just not all that active around here like I used to be. Awww, thanks for caring, but ugh. No, Jesus. Make it stop. WA is deader than a doornail.
I said everything I wanted to say, resolved everything I wanted to resolve into the ground. There's no fun or creativity in revisiting the same shit, you know? Just don't paint my story as having pedophilia or incest or bestiality or anything equally as squicky, and I'm cool.
Has fandom really gotten to the point where people feel like they have to ask permission to give a compliment? Sure, link my fics wherever. And thanks for caring. I'm sorry you felt like you ever had to ask. I'm really just cool with whatever. Hey, if you can afford that kind of frivolity, then go for it. I wish I could keep up with RL good enough to have some expendable time for fandom, but the truth is, I suck pretty hard. Forgive me? Sorry, no.
I'm just not updating at all right now. Because again, me with the failing. Cripes, let me find a hole to crawl in real quick.
Okay, found it. Here's the thing: I had all intentions of doing it, but the truth? Sometimes I bite off more than I can chew, and that's all my fail.
There's no better feeling in this world than making someone happy by just creating something with a little of my time. So I've promised a lot, and have only been able to make good on a little. I'm truly sorry for that. To be frank, I'm in this boat with paid clients, too, so I have to clear that list before I can clear this one.
But I've so clearly demonstrated my time-fail, why would you want to pay money for that? I just don't feel comfortable accepting money from my friends until I'm confident I can give them the attention both they and their money deserve. And a few of you are out there who were unfortunate enough to ask this question before I made that rule, and you're top priority right now, swear it.
Have you flounced? I'm too lazy to muster the internal diva necessary to do such a thing. I've been worried about you Don't be worried! I'm fine, just busy. But wow, thanks for giving a crap! That makes me all warm and fluffy, you have no idea.
You've been nominated for a so-and-so award! Wow, thanks! Sorry I'm not around to pimp it. I'm sure the other nominees deserve it more anyway. But you're super awesome for doing it. I know how much of a pain organizing one of those things can be. Go take a bubble bath. Do it. Doooo it. Thanks for being respectful enough to alert me, but so long as they give me credit, really. I don't care. If they aren't giving me credit, then I'm sure in a very not conceited way that more people who've read it know it's mine than not.
I'm not losing sleep over someone stealing my Twilight fanfiction, you know? So chill. Enjoy something chocolatey. Right now. Go find a cookie.
Or a cupcake. These people on such-and-such website said such-and-such about so-and-so and then such-and-such about you, and it was really mean and Thanks for being respectful enough to alert me, but so long as they aren't threatening to hunt me down and cause me actual physical harm, really.
I'm sure they have valid criticisms of both my fanfic and my penname persona. Bodily fluids? Described penetration?
I just took out the graphic sex and violence. You're not missing anything well-written or tasteful, trust me. To summarize: I'm busy -- Don't know when I'm updating -- Don't care what anyone does with WA, just don't be a dick -- Eat cookies and cupcakes -- I owe a lot of people stuff -- I'm sorry a lot.
Links of Graphicy Interest: - I get all my fonts at. You can find a complete chapter listing of all stories on my LiveJournal master list. Story Story Writer Forum Community. AngstGoddess hide bio.
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. Sort: Category. Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle.
Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC. Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships.
Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella.
Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC
Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003
ContentsChapter 1. Gingerbread Zombies Bloody Newtons Double Fudge Rendezvous Peanut Butter Panaceas
I love fanfiction too. I actually read Wide Awake over a year ago. It was actually last christmas eve that the author posted the epoilgue. It's probably one of my top five favorite Twil.
Wide Awake by Angst Goddess 003
Many Twilight fans credit Wide Awake as their introduction to fandom and the first Twilight fanfiction they read. Authors Summary: Edward and Bella have dark pasts that leave them severely emotionally scarred, with nightmares that force them to stay awake. They meet and begin to form a bond during the night hours. In Wide Awake , ' unicorn ' is used as a euphemism for an orgasm. The term became part of the twific lexicon, inspired community names, pseudonyms, and the meaning was understood even by those who had never read the fanfic.
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